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Sunday, September 14, 2025

Toilet Paper Training & Carnivorous Oysters

I went on the water early this morning before the public program.
Not for as long as I wanted, because I was late to being early so only got about 30 mins.



While I was on the water- but almost time to come in- I got a text:


We ran out of toilet paper in the boathouse bathroom today.
It's one of those industrial holders with a lock.
Except ours is also taped together because it's the boathouse.

We found the toilet paper and the key.
There is also a roll of tape next to the key to tape up the holder, again, because it's the boathouse.
Yes, we actually have a dedicated roll of tape just for the toilet paper holder.

Martin then sent me the best text ever:


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We really do everything we can to keep people in the boundaries and let them know beforehand to stay inside the red buoys.
Today I told someone (A GROWN-ASS ADULT!!) there were carnivorous oysters outside the boundaries, so be sure to stay inside.

They actually believed me and got scared.
For real.

I can't even.

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