I got a text from Dru Thursday evening.
Apparently I left my panties at her place a couple of weeks ago.
I was appropriately embarrassed, and she said she would keep my secret.
Then I thought, "This is pretty funny" and "I need a blog post with a ridiculous snarky title which is also a terrible pun".
So I promptly lost all my shame and Dru was kind enough to send a pic of my undies (WITH A MODEL) so I could post them here on my blog for all the internets to see.