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Monday, July 27, 2015

Letter from the FBI- UPDATE!!

OMG!!!
Check THIS out!

The FBI is personally following up from the first letter!
I'm so lucky!

This must be really serious and important.

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Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC
JAMES B. COMEY

Attention Beneficiary,

I LOVE being a beneficiary!

Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling,Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

The Fraud Monitoring Unit!
This is serious!

Ben of FedEx,

I KNEW it was Ben of FedEx!!!

The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us.

Thank you for being soooo trustworthy!!

We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $5,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

I could totally use that 5 million.

We guarantee receipt of your payment.

Whew!

This is as a result of the mandate from USA Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.

The USA Government is soooo amazing! What a great mandate!

To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $350 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $350.00 only.

Phew.
I know this is for reals because all those extra zeros are missing.  

Note this that you are the person who will pay the $350 before your ATM Card can be delivered to you so if you know that you will not pay for the delivery of your ATM Card do not reply back

Well, who wouldn't reply and send cash?  This is obviously legit.

Mr.Wayne Collins (ATM Card Center Director)
ATM locations at Plot 84, Ajose Adeogun street, Victoria Island,
Zenith Heights, Lagos, Nigeria.

ATM Card Center Director Mr.Wayne Collins
Email: ( mrwayne_c at yahoo.com  )
Phone : +2348100388929

Do contact Mr.Wayne Collins of the ATM Card Center via his contact detail above and furnish him with your details as listed below and also ask him for the payment information you need to send the $350 Payment Warrant and Endorsement fee :

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________

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SEX: _______________

Um..... no thanks?

DATE OF BIRTH: __________________
OCCUPATION: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $350.00 via MoneyGram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee.

Cool!  I'm such a fan of the no extra fee.

JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card,

I will disregard impostors!

you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr.Wayne Collins of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately.

Excellent!


Help stop cyber crime

YES., we must stop cyber crime!!!!!

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I'm starting to feel like my intelligence is being insulted.
Is anyone really this stupid?


3 comments:

  1. Bahahahaha... :-) That was hilarious. Seriously, how stupid do they think we are?|

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  2. I have received one of these before too. Most annoying.

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  3. WOW!! Lucky you ...LOL

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