topiary cats

topiary cats

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Agreeable

I can get Daya to verbally agree to anything.

Because her standard response to any question is "No," it's pretty easy. The secret is in how you ask the questions.

For example:
Daya, do you want to stay home?
No.

Do you want to go to the park?
No.

Would you like to skip your doctor visit?
No.

Would you like to leave without getting shots?
No.

Should I do all the housework while you play?
No.

Will you wake up really early tomorrow morning?
No.

Unfortunalely, she's not very selective in her use of the word No.

Daya, do you love me?
No.

BUT- I have it on her word that she doesn't hate me either.
; )

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